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First day on the job

So last night I am taking the bus home and we have a trainee bus driver. Basically they are the same as a normal bus driver, but they don't get the cool uniform and they have a supervisor watching everything they do. So two stops after mine this very drunk guy gets on the bus. He can't really stand up and is holding onto the rail to support himself while he fumbles around trying to get his pass out of his wallet. I think to myself "They shouldn't let this guy on, he is going to cause trouble". Bam, on queue, he drops his pants and starts pissing EVERYWHERE. He pisses on the floor, he pisses on seats, he pisses on a passenger, he pisses on the trainee and he pisses on the supervisor. Obviously, they kicked him off of the bus after that, no one was really that mad at him though. I don't think he was trying to be a dick, he was obviously just confused and thought he was in the shower or something. Anyways, I bet that trainee is excited about his future career.

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